Passover's over, and wouldn't it be neat if you could use all the matzah that you didn't eat?
You can make some matzah cards and play with your friends. Or you could wear a matzah costume for Burning Man. You could make a cover for your iPad or your iPhone. Stuff it in a pillow; it is better than foam.
If your table is uneven, you can make a matzah shim. Or you could play a matzah football game and flick it to win. Make a matzah greeting card. A window cover for your car. A slide for your G.I Joes. Make a matzah fan that blows.
Passover’s over and wouldn’t it be neat, if you could use all the matzah that you didn’t eat. Go into your garden and spread some matzah mulch. Or you could have a matzah contest for the loudest crunch. Make a matzah pyramid like our ancestors did. Or you can make a matzah viewer box, and watch an eclipse.
Crumble up some matzah, to make drywall paste. Or you could make a matzah back-splash and spruce up your place. Make a micro Matzahbrew. A palette for your reds and blues. Share it with those in need. There’s so many mouths to feed.
There’s so much to do with all the matzah you have. And you can still eat it...because it never goes bad.
